I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
