5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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