if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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