Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I need to calm my uterus...
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Randomize
