i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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