...so i touched it.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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